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I believe these lies

Lies.  All lies.  Yet, I believe these things, on some level.



1)  I can’t lose weight.  _So why try? _



2)  If I lose weight, I will be left with a disasterously ruined body and need plastic surgery.  _So why bother?_



3)  I don’t care.  _So why not eat another handful of Easter candy? _



4)  I’m hungry.  _I haven’t been hungry for years since I keep eating when I’m not hungry. _



5)  If only I worked out regularly, I’d lose weight. _But I don’t have time to work out, so why bother? _



6)  I won’t be happy until I lose weight.  (Wait. Is this a lie?  I believe this.)



7)  No one wants to hang out with a fat girl.  _So I’ll avoid people. _



8)  I have always been fat, will always be fat, and will die fat.  _Genetics, you know. _



9)  As long as I stay fat, I will be ugly. _And I believe that I am so ugly.  _



10)  I must eat perfectly in order to succeed.  _And by succeed, I mean “lose weight.”  But I can’t seem to be Perfect, so why not give up? _



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What lies do you believe?



How do we identify which is true and which is false?  



And … does it even matter? 

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